FoodsCo's Artisan Stock Boys Create Best 49ers Tribute Yet

Because I'm an avid fan of soda art, spotting the new display at FoodsCo totally made up for the masturbating man in the parking lot.

Go Niners!

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FoodsCo never fails to impress with their seasonal soda art. Go FoodsCo!

Ok, that is pretty badass.

This reminds me, I left my SF ‘9ers hat on your moms nightstand…yes the nightstand with the lamp and copy of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on it. Can you grab that for me and I’ll stop by Four Barrel to pick it up while you’re commenting on every post? Thanks, Herr!

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You could have been neighborly and offered the masturbator some of those sanitizing wipes.

Masturbation, it fucking rules
I get so worked up, that my penis drools
Masturbation, I do it all the time
If i’m caught in public, no biggie, it’s only a weewee crime……

Ok, I’ll be the first to say that the 3D aspect really makes it … pop.