FoodsCo's Artisan Stock Boys Create Best 49ers Tribute Yet

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Because I'm an avid fan of soda art, spotting the new display at FoodsCo totally made up for the masturbating man in the parking lot.

Go Niners!

Comments (7)

Sarah's picture Sarah | []

FoodsCo never fails to impress with their seasonal soda art. Go FoodsCo!

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable | []

Ok, that is pretty badass.

I don't think before I type's picture I don't think before I type | []

This reminds me, I left my SF ‘9ers hat on your moms nightstand…yes the nightstand with the lamp and copy of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ on it. Can you grab that for me and I’ll stop by Four Barrel to pick it up while you’re commenting on every post? Thanks, Herr!

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable's picture Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable | []

Blah blah blah.

O'Leery's picture O'Leery | []

You could have been neighborly and offered the masturbator some of those sanitizing wipes.

I don't don't before I don't's picture I don't don't before I don't | []

Masturbation, it fucking rules
I get so worked up, that my penis drools
Masturbation, I do it all the time
If i’m caught in public, no biggie, it’s only a weewee crime……

Ert O'Hara's picture Ert O'Hara | []

Ok, I’ll be the first to say that the 3D aspect really makes it … pop.