— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Designer Jayde A. Cardinalli just did up this piece, mapping out the “crazy characters that hang out in our sunny Dolores Park.” Cold Beer Cold Water, Ganja Treats, the can collectors, and Masturbating Man Under a Blanket are all conspicuously missing from this polished rendition, but she didn't forget a few of our favorites, such as:
Crazy ladies needing to tinkle!
And…
A dude in an ice cream suit? (!!!)
There's a few more close-up shots, should you want to dig deeper.
Comments (8)
That has to be the dumbest,lest thought out thing we have ever seen. Who drew this? Looks like what you would get if someone in Ohio drew this from oral stories told to them. What a joke!
No, I think its okay design. And a good blog post.
Opinions, everybody has one.
Is it just me, or does the sun have the Mac OS logo for its face?
Is there a Hunky Jesus in there somewhere???
Cold Beer Cold Water and Ganja Treats are in there, just gotta find them! Forgot can collectors and masturbating people - but those would have been great to include (only so many hours in the day, you know).
PD Bird - I’ve lived on the border of Hayes Valley & The Mission for 7 years. I’ve actually had conversations with you before. You are the pirate at front center with the green bird, looking angry. The resemblance and disposition are uncanny! At least I got that part right ;)
Uppityfag - Yes! top, left of center. 3 of them.
Kevin - Thanks for the post! The guy in the ice cream suit is meant to represent people who are obsessed with Bi-Rite ice cream. He’s not a real guy, just lives in my imagination.
There’s not one person ducking around with their smartphone in this picture. How refreshing!
There’s not one person ducking around with their smartphone in this picture. How refreshing!