I guess Dolores Park Cafe is doing happy hour now, in case you want to go to the park and sip beer but not be outside. Think of it as that weird indoor part of Zeitgeist that you never spend any time in and kinda smells like rotten slices of ham…like that, but better lit and scented like coffee and side salads.

Anyway, they're only charging $3 for a beer, the same price that Cold Beer, Cold Water (R.I.P.) charged, only it comes straight from the tap and isn't PBR.