Travel time: BART 7 minutes, Muni OH MY GOD AM I GOING TO GET THERE BEFORE LUNCH?* Winner: BART
Number of blond chicks talking on their cellphones: BART: 0, Muni: 2. Winner: BARTSunshine/scenery experienced during ride: BART: 0, Muni: The whole way. Winner: Muni
Number of jerks taking up more than one seat: BART: 2, Muni: 9 (counted the guy sleeping across 4 seats as 3). Winner: BARTNumber of people in close proximity to me who seemed like they might be carrying bird flu: BART: 0, Muni: 70% of the people on the bus. Winner: BART
Geez. Why don't we just tear up Muni already and reinvest all that money into a cycling program? If we took their $780m annual budget and, like, divided it up among SF's 805k people, everyone could buy fancy new Public Bike every year and have enough money leftover for an Instagram-enabled device.