— By Sam Bartos | May 5th, 2012 @ 8:05pm Hey guys! Even though Cinco de Mayo is a made-up holiday perpetrated by tequila interest groups, it still rules. Be safe out there, and if you go home with someone, make sure to wear protection:Happy Cinco de Mayo!Previously on Uptown Almanac: Celebrate Cinco de Mayo by Seeing Some Stand-Up ComedyUber to Dispatch Squad of Mexicans to Your Start-Up in Borderline Vulgar Cinco de Mayo Stunt Comments (2) Serg | May 7th, 2012 @ 7:27pm [Permalink] this is why I don’t leave my house on gringo de mayo MIKE | May 8th, 2012 @ 1:32pm [Permalink] its not made up fool fuck the french we got em out of puebla thats worth celebrating
MIKE | May 8th, 2012 @ 1:32pm [Permalink] its not made up fool fuck the french we got em out of puebla thats worth celebrating
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this is why I don’t leave my house on gringo de mayo
its not made up fool fuck the french we got em out of puebla thats worth celebrating