Prize Inside Pair of Jorts Surprisingly Not Fleshy and Disgusting

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Bernalwood's Todd Lappin reports:

When I checked out the Prize Pocket on Saturday, I found a Bart Simpson LCD digital watch inside. Woooot!

After pulling out the watch, Todd proceeded to eat the aforementioned pair of shorts for the next 23 years, miraculously delighting television audiences and FOX executives alike.