— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Cocaine? What, what? Blowhole you say? Huh? Oh, BLOWhole. yuk yuk yuk
Anyway, coke fiends, next time you find yourself needing a bump but don't have any money, just dive into the Pacific and wrestle a giant beluga until a geyser of energy and septum damage comes gushing out the top of its head.