This is the future of Mission culture:

The Hipster, A hand free Diaper pouch

Great when you are out with you kids (not just babies) leave your hands free to help your child in playing, sliding or at the swing.

There's some other jokes here, but everything I'm thinking of involves wearing Keffiyehs, Noe Valley, and Qassam rockets.

(Thanks to “The Big Bad Wolf” for the tip & pic)