— By Jenny Wilson |
According to a recently published study by Condomania.com, San Franciscan men rank 8th in the country in the largest database of penis sizes on the planet. Condomania.com confirms what us San Franciscans alsways knew: LA has smaller dicks and bigger egos, New Orleans aint called the “Big Easy” for nothin', and D.C. has boosted its penis sized ranking to #2 since Bush left the White House and Obama stepped into office.
Other interesting facts published by Condomania:
- Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
- Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
- Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
- Second Highest Ranking City (Just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
- Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
- Blue States vs. Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
Formerly the largest survey of male penis size in the U.S. was performed by Kinsey researchers way back in 1948, so Condomania's 10x larger updated database finally gives us a more accurate look at the dicks we're dealing with.
Comments (2)
There are so many opportunities here, it boggles.
Let’s just leave it at “San Francisco, DICK CITY.”
If Miami were swapped with New Orleans, and Boston were swapped with Portland, I would have guessed that this was a map of where the most DICKS are.