In the wee hours of Super Bowl Sunday (read: 12:30pm), a panic broke out in the Dolores Park dog run by the women's bathroom. As barking and growling errupted from the water fountain, an irate white woman came running across the park screaming her head off, “YOUR DOG IS OUT OF CONTROL.” More words were yelled by more people. Children were instructed to cover their ears. One man tried to sell the group weed cookies. But before you could even pull out your wallet to place your bets, two squad cars and an animal control van rolled up to handle the situation.
What breed of beast could be responsible for such a massive response from SFPD? An agressive pit bull who bears its teeth at children when it isn't busy savaging poodles? Perhaps a maladjusted Rottweiler recklessly determined to kill a pug?