— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) | December 29th, 2010 @ 4:24pm Open caption contest. Winner will receive mad digital snaps.(photo by Troy Holden)Previously on Uptown Almanac: There's a Glitch in the Matrix Comments (9) Moe Rhaga | December 29th, 2010 @ 6:17pm [Permalink] Girls like to call me “Speedy Gonzalez”. Queco Jones | December 29th, 2010 @ 6:52pm [Permalink] If Kuato was a cock Cosmic Amanda | December 29th, 2010 @ 7:03pm [Permalink] You got a little Mexican in ya? Ya want some? Trolling for Anonymous Sex | December 29th, 2010 @ 7:47pm [Permalink] That’s just a great, great photo. Haywood J. Blomee | December 30th, 2010 @ 12:01am [Permalink] That guy looks like a dick. He should smile more Rhiannon Charisse | December 30th, 2010 @ 9:37am [Permalink] Hey buddy, you, ah, left your barn door… yeah, you got it. While it’s open though, we should check to see if your farm workers are legal. jody | January 4th, 2011 @ 10:05pm [Permalink] “when im done working, nothing settles me more than a cigarette.” *fire hydrant* Anonymous Coward | January 5th, 2011 @ 12:37pm [Permalink] He’s hung like a little Mexican guy. ab | January 10th, 2011 @ 4:28pm [Permalink] yeah i’m brown from the waist down, baby.