For a Meager $12,500/Month You Can Live Like a Top Chef!

I cannot say I've ever seen the show Top Chef, but it apparently involves a bunch of obnoxious douchebags living AND COOKING together, bratty wine snobs yelling at 20-year-old line cooks over cookie cutters, and people screaming “I'm not your bitch, bitch!”  Anyway, if you want to say you live somewhere famous and have an extra $150,000 per year, you know, just laying around, this could be your future home for you.

Alternatively, if you want to live somewhere OTT but not in the Marina, you could rent the basement of the Dolores Park Church for the bargain price of $10,000/month.  Realty steals everywhere!