Jay Barmann over at Grub Street peeped this noting Market Street Cinema “is once again doing their annual Thanksgiving turkey promotion.”  I'm left here wondering if they accept Tofurkeys.  I hope they do because, honestly, I'd be willing to break my streak of never having been to a strip club to be able to say I got myself into one by giving the bouncer 5 pounds of soy product.

Also of note, this offer goes until Christmas Eve.  This strikes me as a little weird.  Shouldn't they change their special after Thanksgiving to “free admission with a donated ham”?  Think of all the new puns!

No, seriously, think of all the new puns yourself, because I'm drawing a blank.

(link)