— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
GUYS, BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A WOMAN MATCHING THIS DESCRIPTION. APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION WHILE HOLDING A FLOWER. MAY STRIKE AT THE TESTICLES WITHOUT WARNING.
KNOWN HANGOUT: CASANOVA LOUNGE, WOMAN'S RESTROOM
(Thanks to Bre for the heads up on the instinctual cockpuncher amongst us)