I'm not going to lie: I had absolutely no idea what was going on when I spotted this scene Sunday afternoon in Dolores Park.  At first, this girl spent so much time hanging upside down from this fabric that I was just waiting for some blind-folded child wielding a bat to start hitting her until candy cam gushing out.  In fact, I had to use the googles a number of times, tossing in keywords like “dancing,” “fabric,” “acrobatics,” and “Darwinism” until I finally figured out that this sport (??) is called “aerial fabric acrobatics.”

Eventually, she ascended to the top of the fabric, began wrapping it all around herself and started doing spins and twirls and other stuff that would make ordinary people projectile vomit onto the spectators below.  Good times!