— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
Normally I wouldn’t let this blog do such a promotion, but Big River Man (Epic River Man?) is a fat alcoholic that likes to do epic adventures (read: me in 25 years). Given that I love alcohol and windows into my future, I’d like to let you know that Big River Man is playing at The Roxie for a few weeks, starting May 28th at 7pm.
Do you want free tickets? Tell us your best swimming (or water-related) story in the comments and the best story wins them.
(In the event no stories are told, the first comment will win them. If no one comments, it will prove what I always suspected: no one reads this thing. Am I talking to myself again?)
Comments (5)
I once masturbated on a baby that was taking a dump in the public swimming pool.
I shot some stuff with this guy last month and he is amazing. Haven’t seen the movie yet, but I already recommend it.
I’ve met the director. he did a ridiculously good film called running stumbled. found it online for free here:
went scuba diving off the coast of south florida in high school with one of my bros. wind started to pick up, and waves got so high that once we ascended we couldn’t find the boat. then my BC broke (ie wouldn’t inflate properly making it hard to stay afloat) and me and my bro were running on empty tanks. A lightening storm ensues and when we’re just about sure its the end of the line, we get picked up by a some cubans in a crappy fishing boat. the day/our lives are saved.
“three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth” -ud