I found a golden ticket!


No, that is not Wall-E. That is motherfucking Johnny Five with some kind of tongue sex-toy, chainsaw arm in Kink Dot Com’s world headquarters in the Armory at Mission and Fourteenth. I got to go on a tour there yesterday with my bosses and a bunch of my coworkers. It was even cooler than I thought it would be. From the creek running beneath it, to the friendly employees, awesome and much-better-looking-than-Gene-Wilder tour guide, crazy homemade sets, and the god damn giant open space where they are going to be hosting public events, I wasn’t really ready to leave. Also, there were some naked chicks and whatnot. Did you know dude that owns Kink.com lives on the top floor? 

Comments (3)

holy shit, I’ll never be able to watch Short Circuit the same way ever again.

that is not johnny 5. the real johnny 5 is half dismantled after being beaten up in short circuit 2, and is now owned by a chemist in the north bay.

that was the worst robot snuff scene ever put to film. I’m still traumatized.