Here are some toys power figures for the future generations of hunter plaid-wearing Dolores Park narcs. I give you … Counter Terrorism dolls!

For the low, low price of “$1 only,”  you get two armored up dudes, an assault rifle, a grenade, a narcotic sniffing dog and a tiny plastic marijuana plant.

This complete set of educational, DEA-inspired fun can be purchased at Hajvery One Dollar Only on Mission & 23rd. Don’t let the terrorists win.