I really want to say that this isn’t around the corner from Wang Insurance. I mean, I really want to say that. But I can’t, because this is around the corner from Wang Insurance. 

As T.S. Eliot once said, “I don’t believe one grows older. I think that what happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates.”

And as some idiot on the internet once said, “hah hah hah wiener jokes!  I stagnated at 12.”