This Song Says Everything About Me That You Need to Know

The other day I was watching Con Air and reliving the pinnacle years of American cinema and got to thinking, “Hey Kevin, remember those days when a bald, self-deprecating Cuba Gooding Jr. could get hella airplay on MTV?  Do you think anyone even remembers Cuba?”  But let’s take this to the serious level, SKEE-LO is the best one-hit wonder of the 90s.  Yeah, we get all nostalgic and shit for Marcy’s Playground and Right Said Fred or whatever the fuck those Englishmen were called, but SKEE-LO killed that shit.  Rabbits, Impalas, fully admitting to sucking at basketball.  Us “cool-kids” could learn a thing or two from grandpa.