Free trips! And you don't even have to do it with an old dude to get one! I think that says more about me than it does about you!

I’m too tired to give you the complete details but basically, you write up vacations based on themes and then readers and editors vote on them. If you win, you get 5 free nights at a joie de vie hotel (nice!), round trip plane tickets and a bunch of cash. I’ll take it! I’m not sure if you have to use the money to travel to SF but if that’s the case, have your out of town friends enter. The site running the contest is Trazzler and they’re pretty great. They basically give you ideas for trips to take all over the world. I like it because I really want to go on vacation but can’t afford anything so I just read about them and dream, like a modern day, less attractive, more whiny Cinderella. Adorable! I might enter all of these contests 5 or 6 times. Of course, I’ll use different names and occasionally wear a mustache so they’ll have no clue. 

Oh also, if you win, I’m your plus 1. Deal? DEAL!