It’s the 50 year storm!!!

Check out SF Appeal for the details and then you know, GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE.

Signed,

Americans Love to Panic 

This actually reminds me of when I was in Uganda with my Dad and then president (I’LL NEVER CAPITALIZE pRESIDENT FOR HIM) Bush made an announcement that all Americans needed to get out of Uganda because it wasn’t safe and my dad was all, “Yeah, because all the black people here?” And then went on to lecture me about bullshit terrorist threats and how they up the president’s approval rate and we can all be scared of the other and now fuck it, we’re staying in Uganda longer. Anyway, this relates because god damn, we love a threat level, especially when it’s set at FUCKING TERRIFYING. Is anyone following me? I lost my train of thought somewhere back at DODGE. Happy Friday!

(Thanks to anitakhart for a most excellent pic!)