Spotted on Ebay*:  a voodoo doll of Grand Wizard Supreme Dragon Pat Robertson. Tight/terrifying.

As of 11:55 pm on Sunday, bidding was at $760. All money goes to the American Red Cross, and while they could have picked a more worthwhile charity, it’s still pretty fresh so get to bidding, hookers!

*This isn’t exactly about SF but since Ebay is a local(-ish) company, I think it counts. Also, we all know I’m just gonna do what I want anyway. This blog is basically like Back to the Future 2, when Biff is in charge and Marty’s mom is a drunk hooker and nuns are murdering babies in the streets and shit. That’s what this blog is like.