lets go clubbin bro
This weekend in the Town it's going down, fucking Tankcrimes is throwing an awesome 2 day show, I can only make it there Saturday so I have to miss Ghouls and A.N.S. but fuck it goddamn Municipal Waste is playing saturday. Do you stupid fucking indie rock loving pussies even know how dope that's going to be. I'm so ready to just smash on kids, this is gonna be retarded amounts of fun. Not to mention that these dudes got the best goddamn video flyer in the fucking game. Just let a juggalo roll up on me, please.
If you're staying in the city Tormenta is this weekend and they got El Guincho playing. This is probably where I would be if it was for awesome thrash in Oakland this weekend.


El Rincon is now open again and the are trying to change shit around so that people can actually have fun there. Saturday some friends are throwing a party that should be plenty of fun, Shane King (Hacksaw Ent.) & B.Bravo (Frite Nite) on the microwave records and they got Chef Marcel banging out food. I've had dudes ribs and they were tasty so yeah holler at that instead of whatever boring your were going to do anyways. I'll be the guy there who smells like smoked meat, day time bbq and then I'm hitting this, should be a successful saturday.-
I set foot in SOM. for the first time last night. I composed about four Shakespearean reviews of this place but never quite nailed it, so I went with the old trusty video route. Hope you enjoy.
(Video | photo by ameer n. on Yelp)
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RAP SHOWS AND RAP RELATED SHOWS ARE GOING DOWN!

PUSHING RAP MUSIC BUTTONS AND WIKKA WIGGA WACK ON TURNTABLES SHOW!

Oh and if you like to rave there is a fucking glowstick fuck fest going down at Mezzanine. If you know about it then you know about it. I'm not down with that bullshit.
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We Built This City points out that the Glen Park Festival is selling epic Glen Park tshirts featuring a lovely illustration of a tree with 14 testicles. According to the festival website, these shirts are "jealousy-inducing," so if you are out of cocaine and you need to melt the panties off some pretentious hipster ho, rock one of these badboys.

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