Okay, I'm just going to come out and say that this tumblr fucking rules. Why? Because some person just carries a bird (named “Patricia Dolores”) around San Francisco, takes photos, and buys weed. Yes, really.
Not only does it reaffirm that the Mission is evolving into a neighborhood of pirates, but its subject matter is priceless. Just look at some of the San Francisco celebrities that have posed with this avian adventurer:
Former mayoral candidate and city supervisor Bevan Dufty.
Frank Chu
The most prolific businessman in the Mission.
But, obviously, your bird needs to see more than just people. Why not drag your winged pet to…
… a Giants game…
… or perhaps a kinda gross protest with a kinda cool cause?
And sometimes, a bird just needs to chill with the regular people:
Human tree branch.
There's 17 pages of the bird hanging out with drug dealers, in coffee shops, on homeless people, and taking bike rides. Give it a look.