The Memenets

And Now There's a "Shit San Franciscans Say" Video...

Don't get me wrong, there's a lot of shit in there I've never heard anyone, you know, actually say.  And they probably could have added some stuff like “don't forget your hoodie!” and “sorry be there in 20” and “shit, is BART still running?” and “cold beer, cold water” and “when are local blogs going to stop posting these dumb videos?”  But yeah, this isn't that bad.

Bird About Town

Okay, I'm just going to come out and say that this tumblr fucking rules. Why?  Because some person just carries a bird (named “Patricia Dolores”) around San Francisco, takes photos, and buys weed.  Yes, really.

Not only does it reaffirm that the Mission is evolving into a neighborhood of pirates, but its subject matter is priceless.  Just look at some of the San Francisco celebrities that have posed with this avian adventurer:

Former mayoral candidate and city supervisor Bevan Dufty.

Frank Chu

The most prolific businessman in the Mission.

But, obviously, your bird needs to see more than just people.  Why not drag your winged pet to…

… a Giants game…

… or perhaps a kinda gross protest with a kinda cool cause?

And sometimes, a bird just needs to chill with the regular people:

An imposter Snacks the Cat Girl.

Human tree branch.

There's 17 pages of the bird hanging out with drug dealers, in coffee shops, on homeless people, and taking bike rides.  Give it a look.

BREAKING NEWS: The Fourpocalypse Is Still Upon Us!

DISCLAIMER: NO GRAPHIC DESIGNERS WERE EMPLOYED IN THE MAKING OF THIS BILLBOARD.

Having risen from the ashes of fallen 2k10 memes, the Four Horseman of the Fourpocalyspe ride again to deliver cryptic billboard messages to East Bay commuter drones. Thankfully, the sexy/multiracial news team at News 4 is providing minute to minute coverage of this “breaking news”; Four Loko is now ingestible in a bottled form. Follow up investigation reports that the new 'Poco Loko' 16oz cans will also hit the shelves soon, delivering sugar and shit quality alcohol in a smaller form factor to better infiltrate your life. 

But as for the mysterious new slogan “EVERYTHING'S GONE”, News 4 seems stumped.  Is this a reference to the caffeine and other stimulants that have since been removed from the Four Loko formula? Perhaps a nod to the once dwindling and now extinct supply of 'pre-ban' Lokos from our nation's bodegas?? Or has the Fourapture come to whisk devout cans of Loko away before the coming Fourpocalypse??? 

Something tells me that 'News 4' won't be doing much coverage of any Four Loko related deaths

Hello Kitty Produce Delivery

This mobile mural was parked outside of Noisebridge last night, complete with a spiked leather choker-clad Hello Kitty wheelin' oranges up and down Mission.  Also, I have no idea where that third arm is coming from, but, you know, cats are weird, so it's acceptable.

(Thanks Gray P.!)

Tenderloin Catcalls Presented on a Harmless, Non-Threatening Medium

Speaking of unwanted attention, sometimes sexual harassment is funny! (Sometimes, almost never, maybe if it's a movie starring Charlie Day).  Someone is out there chronicling the sexual advances of the Tenderloin's crackhead nobility and, if you do a good job visualizing the charmed and beautiful faces making the comments, it's pretty fucking funny. [@TLcatcalls]

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