Eater has a new series on shit people steal from bars and restaurants. Today's tale from Asiento reminds us all to always ask the bartender about the waterproofing of all potential raincoats:

The last time we had a surprise rain storm on a Wednesday night, someone stole the curtain from our front door window. And it was a burlap bag curtain so not very good at keeping them dry! And it was game night, which is mostly the neighborhood folks so that makes it even more perplexing.

For next time, might I recommend some copies of the Bay Guardian? You can find some on nearly every corner in the city and they're great at keeping you dry and mildly informed.

[Photo by David Spencer]