Pic via KQED

According to the USGS, a 4.1 scale earthquake struck south of San Jose at 4:10pm and rattled cities throughout the Bay.  This occurred within minutes of Ed Lee's appointment as interim Mayor of San Francisco.  And guess what, I sure as hell don't believe in coincidences, Lee Harvy Oswald OR archaeology before 4000 BC.  FEAR THE STACHE. 

Hat Tip to Eve @ SF Appeal who posted this coincidence CONSPIRACY before I could.