Even though this ticket is obviously unenforceable, Timoni admits it was probably deserved since her bike was “pretty much parked in a bush.”  Fellow bike snobs will appreciate the finer points of the ticket, such as her 20-year-old Fiori Roma being labeled as a bike from 2007 (“lolomgwtflmaorofldingdongs fucking amateurs”).  Also, no mention of its hot pink tire?  Lame.

(photo by Timoni)