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Two Arrested in Dolores Park Kettle Chip Fistfight

Yesterday was another beautiful day in San Francisco, and like many other residents of the Bay, the two gentlemen pictured above went to Dolores Park to relax and take in the sun. But things took a turn for the krinkle-cut when the Kettle Chips people arrived.

As employees of the snack company strolled through the park passing out samples, these two dudes demonstrated an excess of enthusiasm for the fine product. According to an eyewitness, one guy ran over, and under the influence of extreme hunger, excitedly grabbed a free sample from a larger bundle of chips held by an employee. As he quickly pulled away his prize and made moves to hold it on high for all to see, he accidentally hit another gentlemen in the face.

The second gentlemen, who was in the process of diving for chips himself, did not take kindly to being struck and demanded an apology. When the apology was less than forthcoming, hunger turned to rage and a shoving match/chase/fight ensued to the delight and cheers of the more relaxed park goers.

Thankfully, the terror of hungry bros was dealt with quickly, and the park was once again as it should be—chill.