Absolutely No Donkey Punches

Absolutely No Donkey Punches

Donkey Rides, Other Potential Drunken Disasters at Rock Bar's 2 Year Anniversary Party

At Rock Bar’s first birthday party last year, the bar had this sullen-looking donkey shipped in from outside of Yosemite for partygoers’ amusement.  For round two tonight, they apparently have two donkeys—one for pure animal-selfie pleasure, and another for rides down the block.  What’s more?

We got a guy recording the Prince concert tonight to be played tomorrow nite LIVE on the INTERNET at Rock Bar.

Yes, they dispatched someone to last night’s Prince show just for tonight’s celebration.  Along with fried chicken and cocktail deals, things are looking weird in La Lengua tonight.  Starts at 6pm!