RAP MUSIC
My friend Isaiah, he's from Tucson, made a rap video that looks like what it would look like if the internet threw up on your dreams. Actually he made the rap song with Max B and Rapewolf, Carne and Queso did the crazy graphics. I guess it's kinda NSFW if your work opposes smoking babies and total recall titties.
Antwon brings you a new video for his song Helicopter, produced by Walsh. You nerds can watch the bullitt clips but for the people who actually like rap this shit is dope and you should check out dude's bandcamp

San Francisco X Winnipeg
I recently harnessed the power of the internets to make a mixtape with a friend. I sent him a bunch of rap songs that use a sample from the Beastie Boys' The New Style because that loop is dope as fuck and wanted a mix to exist. Fortunately he had the same idea which I came to find out via this amazing technology called twitter. I sent him a few songs I had in a playlist and he put it together over a few months. Then we put it on the internet because that's what you do with music in 2011. It's a little over 36 minutes long because we're not sure peope could take the same sample for much longer but I think it's pretty fucking fun. We got all kind of joints on it Big Tuck, OFWGKTA, Prophet Posse, Three 6 Mafia, Pill, Cool Kids, Redman, RSO, and even boring ass Talib. It's not every song over this beat(I already got checked for the Gobots ft freeway joint being excluded) but fuck that shit, we did it because we're fucking brilliant. If you like rap music or the Internets then you should listen to it.
You can download it or stream it on Hunnicutt's soundcloud
if you want to see the tracklisting then peep my tumblr or click the fucking link for the soundcloud dumb dumb

if you want to see white girls do some rap singing here you go.
Previously on Uptown Almanac
When someone sends me an email that starts out with "Chick rapper out of Oakland. Fresh." and I see a pair of tattooed white girls with thick glasses and feather earrings, I start retching. But damn, this shit is definitely fresh. Just check out some of the lyrics:
Yeah you can kiss the ring but you could never touch the crown
I smoke a million swisher blunts and I ain't never coming down
Bitch you ain't no Barbie, I see you work at Arby's
Number 2, supersize, hurry up I'm starving
And
The editor, director, plus I'm my own boss,
so posh nails fierce with the gold gloss
Which means, nobody's getting over me
I got the swag and it's puffin out my ovaries
I, for one, am glam I got to experience this song before End Times.
Fellow UA contributor Josh Constine also notes:
Unlike most of today's rap lyrics, "Gucci Gucci" discusses Bay Area staples that didn't exist in the G-Funk era. With name checks of Twitter, Google, and Adderall (you know, so kids can study hard, get into one of those elite universities, and score a job at these tech companies), Kreayshawn reformats hip hop cliches about drugs and success. The jam is clearly for a modern audience that are more likely to be in the age range of Eazy-E's illegitimate children than his fans.
Full lyrics at the top of the comments, because yer deaf.

TONIGHT!!! Hopefully Killer Mike shows up, guess he didn't make the seattle show. don't know about portland but Killer Mike and Young Dro is gonna be the shit!
CANCELLED BECAUSE RAPPERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING TOUR EVEN WHEN THEY FUCKING TWITTER ALL GODDAMN DAY
Tomorrow night Big Freedia the big dick eater, the queen diva of bounce is going to be at Public Works. Ass Every Where will be going down on stage for sure.
(This is still on because gay rap artists are better at fucking showing up than straight ones)

it's a good month for rap music in the city right now.
whole song is built around a loop of arcade fire's best track ever and shit works. Lots of shots along geary on the edge of the TL. This is easily the best track on The Jealous Guys' new mixtape (the love mixtape).
plenty of black and orange in the video.
PS: While we all know that Louisiana Fried Chicken sucks and Happy Donuts sucks the word on the street is that when you combine the two you get mediocre happiness that taste really good when wasted. I haven't tested this theory yet but my friend said "get a glazed donut and some thighs, it sounds shitty but it rules at 2am."
Yesterday while you were reading about campfires and high fives this record dropped. If you've been going to parties in SF for any amount of time in the last 5 years there is no way you haven't heard of LazerSword and if you haven't well then shit you go to the wrong parties. Both of them have moved on to other cities in the past year but these dudes are still running the SF blapslapturbocrunkrobotbassholesbeepboopglitchkaboom scene. This record has been a long time coming and I highly advise you to cop, they are good dudes and I'm super stoked they finally dropped their full album. Bass heavy shit without going to far into the dubstep wobblehole of hell and some dope rappers featured. The Zackey Force Funk track is no joke too. Anyways check it out cause it's better than whatever the fuck else came out yesterday.


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