— By Alan Fineberg |
I warned of the slippery, oiled-up slope we were on back in April. Now the city's verdict is clear: your genitals must be shamefully concealed from sight as G-d intended.
Put them away and think of the children for once!
Nudist's last stand, San Francisco 2012
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— By Laura B |
Spotted on Ebay*: a voodoo doll of Grand Wizard Supreme Dragon Pat Robertson. Tight/terrifying.
As of 11:55 pm on Sunday, bidding was at $760. All money goes to the American Red Cross, and while they could have picked a more worthwhile charity, it’s still pretty fresh so get to bidding, hookers!
*This isn’t exactly about SF but since Ebay is a local(-ish) company, I think it counts. Also, we all know I’m just gonna do what I want anyway. This blog is basically like Back to the Future 2, when Biff is in charge and Marty’s mom is a drunk hooker and nuns are murdering babies in the streets and shit. That’s what this blog is like.