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Christmas Comes Early This Year: Free Magic Mushrooms in Magical Park

Stumped on a stocking stuffer for the Hallucinogenic Harriet in your life? Look no further then our very own Golden Gate Park, where you can scoop up Psilocybe allenii specimens for free and the cops can't do shit (except arrest you for possession).

More details from the SFBG:
“If you go to Golden Gate Park in December you will see hundreds of hippies looking at the wood chip landscaping for Psilocybe cyanescens and Psilocybe allenii.”
In other words, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in the Bay Area. Check out the mushroom-hunting event tomorrow and don't miss out on these once-yearly deals!

New Dolores Park Playground Rules Down on Adults

Are the police really going to start enforcing the situationally inappropriate “adults must be accompanied by a child” rule in Dolores Park?  They better not because they'll have to pry the monkey bars from my cold, dead hands.

[Photo by Avian Blogger P.D. Bird]