Beauty Bar

Beauty Bar Imposes $500 Charge for Twitter Employees

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

At yesterday's “Lyft & Uber Support Group” meeting (??) at Beauty Bar, the staff instituted 100x surge pricing for all employees of San Francisco's premier bird-branded start-up—a pretty bold action considering “Barbie's Malibu Beach House” was deemed “neighborhood enemy number one” by the Mission Yuppie Eradication Project during the last quasi-class war.  I guess it's all hunky-dory between the torch-and-pitchfork crowd and Beauty Bar now?

Previously on Uptown Almanac: 

Beauty Bar: "Beware of the Pickpockets"

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

If you're one of the few people with money that goes to Beauty Bar, a new sign screwed to the wall outside the joint warns of red men thieving the contents of purses.  Presumably, SFPD and the Entertainment Commission forced them to hang this after a string of recent thefts, as described by Yelp reviewer (argh) Issy V.:

Overall experience was just fine, although they seem to have a real problem with theft. Their solution was to remove the hooks under the bar counter, needless to say my bag got stolen right from under my feet. Although I was sitting on my stool the whole time. Don't think I'll go back there again.

Never go back? But what about Crazy Hip-Hop Mondays with The Kidz, Issy?

Monday Night Fun

— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |

Kelly Kate hips us to a wholesome way to spend your Mondays:

Guess what bitch? It’s Monday. Time to roll down Mission Street blasting Diplo x Lil Jon Dubstep mixes while firing two tasers out the window as you pass the haters you almost got in a fight with milling around outside Beauty Bar post Krazy Mondays.

Welcome to San Francisco, bitch.

Damn, that looks way better than my usual Monday night activities of washing dishes and watching Glee reruns.