Guess what bitch? It’s Monday. Time to roll down Mission Street blasting Diplo x Lil Jon Dubstep mixes while firing two tasers out the window as you pass the haters you almost got in a fight with milling around outside Beauty Bar post Krazy Mondays.
Welcome to San Francisco, bitch.
Damn, that looks way better than my usual Monday night activities of washing dishes and watching Glee reruns.