SOMA

Cool Kid Travels: People give a fuck about hockey in SoMa?

I was just talking with a fellow ex-Bostonian about how kinda miss the sports passion in Boston, even though we don’t particularly give a fuck about sports ourselves.  Watching some dumb-fuck wearing a Yankees cap get savaged by 5 drunk Irish bros after the Red Sox lose is goddamn life changing experience.  1) fights are addictive to watch and people in SF are weak off the heroin and only talk shit rather than do innovative things with with metal objects, 2) Irish people, powered by Jameson and Catholicism, don’t fuck around and, 3) it’s a fitted baseball cap?  But really, it would be fun if SF 1906ed whenever a team actually won a game.

 

She Ain't His Bitch

For those of you into the defacing of other people’s property as much as me, you should get down to Mission Street @ 7th, where there is quite a good exhibition on display. All that, and you get the added bonus of the mammoth, good from all angles Federal Building across the street.

Happy Hour

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A Filipino and a couple of peckerwoods are playing softhands music at Butter from 6-9. I am married to the one that’s not a honkey so come thru and drink some sexy bullshit while you pretend that you actually give a fuck about valentines day bullshit. If you’re feeling hella romantic you might want to hollar at a frito pie and get your bump and grind on.

ART FART: On the Cutting Edge of Street Art

I’ve left the Mission the last ten days in a row, indicating that I’m having a mid-twenties hipster crisis.  But, ignoring the implications of this new-found inner-city transience, it has been hella good for the street art.  Case and point: Art Fart.  There is a solid half dozen of these badboys all over Howard and 9th.  Felt like something I would carve into my desk in elementary school.  So revival.

BREAKING: Mission-Style Burritos Can Be Found in San Francisco

It’s 3:30am and I just finished drinking a Miller Lite (fuck off, it’s Super Bowl weekend, my sex life is such that blogging on a Friday night seems like a ‘fun idea,’ and gotta watch those calories [LADIES?!]) but I felt obligated to propagate this critical news.

From Paul: “Taken maybe a mile from 16th st BART stop”

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