This Restaurant Totally Beats Its Wife at Night

 

Also, you don’t tweet and you don’t facebook and you’re a new restaurant at 4th and Townsend? OMG YOU’RE SO ALT/HERE ARE MY PANTIES. Playa, please. Who is starting the dead pool on this one? 

Thanks, South of the Slot

Comments (8)

why start a dead pool? seems like it echoes a lot of mainstream sentiment.

if ever the term “pwned” was to be used regarding the description of a blog post, this one, what with the headline, the tags and the content just totally being awesome would be it.

I laughed so loud my new neighbor asked me if I “laugh and act loudly like this on a regular basis.”

Haters gonna hate. GB2BOSTON Laura.

The folks at Marlowe are amazing. Their humorous window quotes are, I believe, intentionally aggressive - a nod to the 1980s fare they serve, stuff that was so popular, though fell out of favor as of late, back in the day.

Anyway, I highly recommend the place. Very, very sweet proprietors.

Hot tip - If you’re the new guy at 4th and Townsend in 2010, don’t go trying to alienate ANYONE.

ill hang out at the bar because, let’s be real, it’s a bar. oh and because I’m vegan.

Awesome. We know what they DON’T do. How about they try to market what they actually DO and not market via things they simply don’t like to do.

I hate voicemails from clients, even when they’re being sweet. Perhaps I should change our outgoing message to tell people that we don’t “do voicemail”?

“Vegans not welcome here” sounds like Max’s Cafe’s “Critics not welcome here” - which, in both cases, means they don’t have to stretch themselves to make quality food.