Eulogy for the Dolores Park Playground
— By Kevin Montgomery (@kevinmonty) |
The Fog Bender eulogized the Dolores Park Playground so perfectly that I feel compelled to do the unorthodox thing here and quote him, in full, so you don't lose anything:
they tore down the playground at Dolores park and i’m bummed about it.
this was the place i went to countless birthday parties in my youth.
the place i would take countless dates to drink and chat on the wooden structure under the stars.
the place i would count hundreds of football sized rats running from the bushes to the big wooden boat that sat beached in the sand.
this was the place i would run off to after getting too fucked up to hang out at the bar.
i would swing on the swing set by myself and sometimes meet other people doing the same thing.
one time i was swinging really high and at the highest point in my back swing the swing decided to break and i flew backwards all the way across the sand and landed on my stomach on the concrete part of the playground. that will never happen again because they’re putting in a new playground made of plastic and rubber. no more waking up with sand in my pockets. no more scraped knees. it’s kinda sad.
Let's just hope they don't do the same to Tallboy Terrace.
