I thought people already knew about the film La Mission, but based on the sheer amount of "tips" we've received about it, I guess I was wrong.
From the mailbox: "saw a blurb about this a while ago. shite that just b/c it's an SF movie, there has to be some gay subplot. and funny that it's always sunny in SF in movies."
Tomorrow is San Francisco's first-ever Goat Festival!
From 10am to 1pm at the Ferry Building, you'll find free samples of delicious goat products (yogurt, cheese, even ice cream!) lectures and cooking demos and, most importantly, a petting zoo full of adorable baby goats. I cannot tell you how psyched I am for this. I mean come on, baby goats are so much more fun than a zipline.
I'm kinda confused if this dude is a cool kid/hipster or just a geezer that beats his daughters. On one hand, he is rocking a stylish cap, black pants and has a grunge-revival haircut. On the other hand, he has the skin of a 90-year-old woman. Wait, is this even a man?
Anyways, I cling to my gun too, but only when I'm at the shooting range in South San Francisco. I know you think Che Newsom is going to take your gun, but the courts already smacked that down. So, if you really think you have to cling to your gun, then I recommend that you smoke a little less of that Sith before you walk around the Tenderloin.
All I can say is that 1) I hope Brizz also makes his way over there and 2) some of these people are clearly barking up the wrong tree (pictured).
So, apparently I'm in 5 minutes of this movie that is having it's west-coast debut tomorrow. I haven't seen the movie yet, so I cannot vouch for its quality nor my performance (although it did win some award at the Vail Film Festival). All I know is that I was really tired during filming and completely sober, so just know going into it that I was not my usual self. Anyways, if you are a cyclist and at Sea Otter or find your in Monterrey tomorrow night at 8pm, go see 5 minutes of me being awkward and 82 minutes of people being well-adjusted in an IMAX theater. For those of you at home, you can watch me hella fuck up my ankle while pushing my bike through the snow in the trailer embedded below.
I know this is from late 2009 and I'm hella behind the curve but just look at that sick shot of Twin Peaks. There is so much other sick stuff on this site. Like a sick pic of people building a building! And one of our sick foggy beach! And a Bill O'Reilly quote! Sick!
OK, first off, don't judge me for that gross chipped nail polish. We all have casualties involved due to our lifestyles, and this week, that's been mine.
As far as the door hanger/flyer goes: BRILLIANT. This is so much more effective than the sock-on-doorknob method to inform roommates that you're busy - as my friend Ryan would say - "beatin' guts." I live alone, and even so, I'm kind of tempted to hang it outside my front door, just so my across the hall neighbor knows that she's not the only person who's gettin' some ... except, for honesty's sake, I'd have to cross out "call" on the flyer and write in "text." Was that TMI?
If I see the word "Hipstamatic" pop up in my MyFace.com Newsfeed one more time I swear to god I'm going to go around smashing iPhones into fucking oblivion. You are flooding the shit out of my newsfeed and seriously hampering my hourly stalking of girls that I did/didn't have sex with two to six years ago.
And like that shitty Happy Meal toy I didn't want, every Newsfeed instance of that apex-douche term "Hipstamatic" comes complete with a lame picture you took of your dull day-to-day life, plus the synthetically retro after affects you added to make it seem one ten-thousandth less dull. FUCK.
edit: And for the record; yes I do know that I can "hide Hipstamatic Share for iPhone" but motherfuckers be double posting as wall photos telling me all about what kind of 'rad' fake lenses and no-longer-produced film you didn't actually use. I'd prefer to block your app, not you. Don't tempt me.