In the immortal words of Uncle Joey, "Cut it out!"
(via The Urban Housewife)
I've walked past this place countless times over the years but just today noticed how fucking creepy this piece is. It starts off alright: some chef-pig elated with whatever he's cooking up. What's he cooking up? Other pigs, of course. This Jabba the Hutt looking pig appears to have just received the best fuck of its life as it lays spread eagle on the grill. Then this other pig is cutting up another pig with some gardening tools.
Look, I know not everyone in this world is blessed with the delicious diet of the vegetarian, but does swine cannibalism really make anyone hungry?
I don't remember taking this and I did accidentally get myself so lit that I blacked out one evening this past week, so I cannot tell you where this is located. Sorry about that, dearest readers.
Do you remember Mecca on 2029 Market? I don't eat Oysters, so I don't. But that place has been shut down for a wicked long time and some people who have mastered the art of handwriting that go by the name "Fam 888 Enterprises LLC" are angling to move into the space.
See that sexy little "Single Family Home?" Well, 13 Lucky St. could be yours for a bargain-basement price of $289,000. As Troy Holden points out, it might be "the best address in the city," but to my untrained eye, it looks like a fucking garage. I'm sure the used car salesman that posted this listing knows more about the difference between garages and single family homes than I do, but $289,000 seems like a lot of money to park your Kia.
RAP SHOWS AND RAP RELATED SHOWS ARE GOING DOWN!
PUSHING RAP MUSIC BUTTONS AND WIKKA WIGGA WACK ON TURNTABLES SHOW!
Oh and if you like to rave there is a fucking glowstick fuck fest going down at Mezzanine. If you know about it then you know about it. I'm not down with that bullshit.
Previously on Uptown Almanac
Be sure to check out the 'hella tite' new mural on the side of Walgreens while waiting in line to get plastered at Velvet Cantina.
(Mission Loc@l reported on it while it was in the works, but I choose to wait for the full monty.)