HACK THE PLANET: Valencia Fashion Edition

(via reader Natalie G)

Ski masks, once the must-have garment for terrorists abroad, are now this season's hot item on Valencia. From beating people over the head in broad daylight and dragging them around the corner to steal their iPhones, to protecting your own identity while you steal someone else's, thugs and white collar criminals agree the black baklava just can't be beat! (PUN ALERT)

Comments (2)

The perspective on the apple logo is off.

i hope you dont try to rob anyone with baklava on your face. i can see it now…

“Wanted: messy eater who enjoys greek pastries.”