'The Haight has become a battleground over a new controversial ordinance, known as the Shit-Lie Law. This divisive measure has pit local business owners, residents and people with the slightest shred of modesty against those too inebriated or shunned by society to give a fuck.' ~KLIT News 47*

Found behind Magnolia Brew Co by reader Marquis, who swears to god that he wasn't back their looking for a place to shit but came back five pounds lighter anyway.

*=Not a real news source. Or quote, story, or law.