'STOP SHITTING HERE!'

'The Haight has become a battleground over a new controversial ordinance, known as the Shit-Lie Law. This divisive measure has pit local business owners, residents and people with the slightest shred of modesty against those too inebriated or shunned by society to give a fuck.~KLIT News 47*

Found behind Magnolia Brew Co by reader Marquis, who swears to god that he wasn't back their looking for a place to shit but came back five pounds lighter anyway.

*=Not a real news source. Or quote, story, or law.  

Comments (3)

I’ve been wanting to put up a similar sign on my street (Minna @ 11th) for ages. It’s like a giant toilet, and it’s gross to walk home and find a dude squatting and grunting by your gate… not mention AWKWARD.

Oh, man, you are all so anti-fun. What’s happening to this city when you can just cop a squat and dump wherever you want to? Pathetic yuppies are taking away my freedom.