philz
Great, one less thing we get to tell our LA friends is better about SF.
(Also, hats off to Phil for liking just about EVERY SINGLE ONE of the 276 comments)
While it may not be as badass as the original, it is neon, floating in the middle of outer space, and has lensless Ray-Bans. All that's left to do is beat this kid up under the cover of darkness, spraypaint a picture of cattle or other various farm animals over his shirt, and steal his lunch money.
Previously on Uptown Almanac
Philz is my favorite spot to nurse off the tit of free wifi in the Mission because I don't drink coffee and their tea is off the charts. The only drawback is that there was nothing particularly interesting to look at in the bathroom as you unkink the hose/collapse on the floor in a nervous fit because you're worried that the hella cute Jewish girl is going to jack your laptop while you're busy taking pictures in the bathroom with your shit cellphone (true story/I'm an obsessive liar). Anyways, the Philz bathroom has really been taken up a notch since I last visited in November. Of course, someone half-heartedly tore down the "Boycott Israeli Apartheid" sticker, but it's still generally a solid scene now:
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