This person's doorway is actually pretty well concealed so if you need to take a pee near the 23rd st. post office, you know where to go

I'm in love with everything about this obscenely bitchy note about a dog pooping on the sidewalk: the red text shadowing on the title, the yellow matting, the threat of legal recourse for continued pooping, the suggestion to give the dog away, and wrapped up with a friendly "Thx!"

I can only imagine the exciting horror it must be to have sex with this person.