I'm in love with everything about this obscenely bitchy note about a dog pooping on the sidewalk: the red text shadowing on the title, the yellow matting, the threat of legal recourse for continued pooping, the suggestion to give the dog away, and wrapped up with a friendly "Thx!"

I can only imagine the exciting horror it must be to have sex with this person.

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el buen's picture

Maybe if that dog was poppin' AND lockin', it would be a different story

Gymbag's picture

It'd be funny if it wasn't a dog at all, but actually the woman walking it.

A warm rubber bag of vinegar and water's picture

It would be quite the cottage industry if someone set up a shop for writing notes like this.

"Just pop on by, consult with one of our 'action through handwriting' specialists and leave your worries at our door.'

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