This video has it all: dancing on park benches, facial expressions that capture the true taste of Four Loko, crowd surfing in a Shell gas station parking lot…
… and it even has Unchill AZN Bro flashing his whitie tighties:
Shit's gross as hell, but if you listen to the lyrics, there's some real gems in there. A tatted white girl talking about putting people into a hearse. Pronouncements that Four Loko never went away. Real talk.
Give it a watch:
I have to say, this is a much finer-looking ride than that PBR fixie that was being sold on Craigslist a few weeks back. Almost makes me want to drink boring sodas again. Almost.
[h/t Oakland Local Lite]
A fresh May Day mural from Nuclear Winter and Broke. Coincidentally, this mural sits below two giant billboards—one for Mello Yello and another advising you to listen to a radio show or otherwise be damned on Judgment Day. Likely not the artists' ideal location for such an anarchist/unionist tribute, but kick-ass nevertheless.