Mission Cliffs

Barrage of Nasty Yelp Reviews Await Mission Cliffs This A.M.

Today the Mission's more vertically-inclined population proves once and for all that, yes, exercise nuts are just like drug fiends: cut them off from their sweet, sweet supply of adrenline and free weights and watch as they waywardly kick the ground, curl up on the sidewalk in smelly warm-wear, and bemoan their indignation through their quivering fingers.  And this went on for 47+ minutes.  Godspeed.

Mission Cliffs Opening New Bouldering Outpost in the Dogpatch

They've been dropping hints on Facebook all day, following a “big news” teaser on Monday:

As you can see, they're not exactly being subtle about it.  Tweezer Trippel is a brew from Magnolia, which is opening a new brew pub on 3rd and 22nd.  And obviously you don't need a belay card if you're bouldering.

So while there hasn't been an “official” announcement yet, it seems as though there'll be a new bouldering gym on 3rd Street sometime soon.