Barrage of Nasty Yelp Reviews Await Mission Cliffs This A.M.

Posted by Kevin Montgomery on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:29am

Tagged: Hangover problems, JetBlue Flight 1052, Mission Cliffs

looks like the morning shift at Mission Cliffs slept in; about 23 people standing around outside. I wonder if we can still have yoga.
— Lillie Chilen (@lilliealbert) February 21, 2013

If you don't mind, please RT that news about @missioncliffs to help reach folks en route to the gym. Lot of people just standing outside.
— We Built This City (@TheRealWBTC) February 21, 2013

Today the Mission's more vertically-inclined population proves once and for all that, yes, exercise nuts are just like drug fiends: cut them off from their sweet, sweet supply of adrenline and free weights and watch as they waywardly kick the ground, curl up on the sidewalk in smelly warm-wear, and bemoan their indignation through their quivering fingers. And this went on for 47+ minutes. Godspeed.

Comments

GG said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:32am (link)

For me the big issue is that I get ready for work at the gym. I'll ignore the unnecessarily snide comments (although I'm always jealous of those who can maintain their health without exercising!), but the reality is that my choice was to show up at work unshowered and in my gym clothes (which would be particularly great for my special anniversary dinner tonight), or go all the way home to shower and change (which I did, and which made me very late for work). I think it's safe to say that many people who work out in the morning are on similarly tight schedules. Also, a correction: They weren't open as of 8am, so it went on for at least an hour and a half.

I don't think before I type said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:51pm (link)

I'm sorry, all I could read was, "blah, blah, blah."

EW77 said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:57pm (link)

sounds like you need someone to talk to......work at home?

Serious Question said on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:20pm (link)

Is this satire? If so then bravo. If not then....I guess I hope you recover from that harrowing experience of being late to your job.

scum said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:42am (link)

White people sure do like to wait in lines.

I don't think before I Yelp said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:01pm (link)

Newsworthy.

Lindsey said on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:47pm (link)

Whoooooohokay, is it really worthy of making comments about beating employees to death? Mornings are really rough, even without added inconvenience, but for the sake of humanity let's not suggest a company maim & kill their staffers.

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