Mostly Harmless Nerd Wants to Draw A Cat For You
— By Zach Perkins |

Batter down the hatches and clear the tubes; the internet is going to explode. This apex of awesome Cyber Monday deal, highlighted as a “Confusing holiday gift” by Groupon Santa Cruz, is totally worth ~33.3% of the ten free Groupon bucks they give you for signing up. For a nominal fee, Steve Gadlin will draw a picture of a cat as you describe it, and may even document the process for the interwebz.
I've submitted a request for a giant cat with lazer eyes shooting a dragon fly above a cityscape. In 5-7 business days we'll see how Steve's rendition stacks up against the original.
No word yet on what this man may be capable of if his requests are denied…